RE: Asterisk Programmer (Anywhere!)

Date: 2010-02-11, 2:15PM EST
Reply to: gigs-5axdt-1596429453@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

WOW! You’ll offer me full time employment at $500/week? I majored in Computer Science – not math – but I did do pretty well in 4th grade arithmetic.:

$500 per 40-hour work week = $12.50/hour (go fuck yourself)
$500/week x 4 weeks = $2,000. My rent is $1850 on my apartment. (go fuck yourself)
$2,000 per month x 12 month = $24,000 (go fuck yourself)
Less Uncle Sam’s and Mayor Bloomberg’s 30% take: $16,800 (go fuck yourself).

Will you also take the time to fill out my food stamp application? Will you take weekly trips on my behalf to the food bank? How about the homeless shelter – will you get me some new threads from there?

You’re fucking stupid as hell if you take this job.

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ORIGINAL POST:
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Create a custom distribution of Asterisk and various GUI interfaces for OS’s.

Fluent Programming Languages:
Flash
C++ /C#
Java
Pearl / PHP

Project $4,000 + full time position after completion at $500 / weekly

Work from home / tele-commute possible.

* Location: Anywhere!
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay

PostingID: 1596429453

Re: Voting Website (PHP, MySQL) $500 – (TwiLiGhT ZOnE)

Date: 2010-02-05, 1:39PM EST
Reply to: gigs-2n66z-1587439542@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

***** Poster wrote this ************

We have a template (photoshop) for a website which is a voting website:

– People nominate candidates (uploading photo)
– An administrator (via backend) approves the candidate
– Other people can vote for any candidate once (one vote per email address, per candidate)
– The site lists the candidates based on category (we’ll give you a list of categories, and by state)
– The site lists the top-20 vote getters
– People can also sign up to an email list without voting.
– People can post a page / profile to Facebook or Twitter

This is a very simple LAMP site.

Skills Required:
1. PHP, MySQL, Javascript, CSS (you’ll break down the template)

TO APPLY:
– Send URLS of sites you’ve done in PHP … they must be dynamic
– Send a Jpeg screenshot of any backend you’ve done

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He said “This is a very simple LAMP site. ”

A simple LAMP site?! He wants a backend?! A CMS?!

He wants a CMS for $500 and it is to include a photoloading backend
with widgets for Twitter or Facebook.

$5000 to start.

* Location: TwiLiGhT ZOnE
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay

PostingID: 1587439542

re RE: Full Web Site Project

[ the main idiot – this one received several re: posts ]


Date: 2010-01-28, 12:29PM EST
Reply to: gigs-skfgp-1574790008@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


LOL. Guy wants a video CMS written from scratch by a novice? For a seasoned programmer who knows what he/she is doing it could take 1 month of fulltime work or 2 weeks of 12+ hour days.

I think the problem with CL is the ‘clients’ have zero education about what they’re asking for. Maybe sometimes they ask for stuff they don’t really want too.

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  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: no pay

PostingID: 1574790008

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RE: Full Web Site Project – CMS (NYC)


Date: 2010-01-28, 9:43AM EST
Reply to: gigs-3nup9-1574504863@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Listen to this guy:

This jackass wants a HOBBIEST PROGRAMMER to develop a Video CMS site for him at NO PAY and if HE LIKES IT than he’ll give you a few bucks to buy a bat and shove it up your ASS.

Ass1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2a8TRSgzZY

Ass2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyTpzgAW5NA&NR=1

Build it yourself Asshole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HnFlm9pV48&NR=1&feature=fvwp
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Original Post:
First I’m looking for a college student or someone who does this as there hobbies. As I’m low on budget but as of now its a no pay job but if all goes well i will most likely give you money.

Would be nice to have someone in the NYC area if ever needed to meet up in person.

The site is most based off videos that are videoed by us. Also note the videos are already on the server. And they are in diff formats. So if you are up to the challenge please contact me.

Thanks for your time hope to hear from you.

  • Location: NYC
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: no pay

PostingID: 1574504863