RE: Asterisk Programmer (Anywhere!)

Date: 2010-02-11, 2:15PM EST
Reply to: gigs-5axdt-1596429453@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

WOW! You’ll offer me full time employment at $500/week? I majored in Computer Science – not math – but I did do pretty well in 4th grade arithmetic.:

$500 per 40-hour work week = $12.50/hour (go fuck yourself)
$500/week x 4 weeks = $2,000. My rent is $1850 on my apartment. (go fuck yourself)
$2,000 per month x 12 month = $24,000 (go fuck yourself)
Less Uncle Sam’s and Mayor Bloomberg’s 30% take: $16,800 (go fuck yourself).

Will you also take the time to fill out my food stamp application? Will you take weekly trips on my behalf to the food bank? How about the homeless shelter – will you get me some new threads from there?

You’re fucking stupid as hell if you take this job.

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Create a custom distribution of Asterisk and various GUI interfaces for OS’s.

Fluent Programming Languages:
Flash
C++ /C#
Java
Pearl / PHP

Project $4,000 + full time position after completion at $500 / weekly

Work from home / tele-commute possible.

* Location: Anywhere!
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay

PostingID: 1596429453

RE: Seeking to partner up with App Devloper (LA)


Date: 2010-01-27, 9:34PM PST
Reply to: see below


Fuck yeah, dipshit!! We dumbass app developers can think of nothing better than to partner with some idiot who wants to strike it rich off of our work! Please – let me do all the work, and you take a big share of the proceeds! Aren’t you one of the same 1,000 assholes with a “great idea” for a website, who will pay via a share in future revenues? Keep posting. You’re shit cracks me up…

  • Location: LA
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: What pay?? Let’s all work for FREE!!! Your mattress is FREE!!!!

PostingID: 1574254167